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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Next, they tried...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

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Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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No way

No go.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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