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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
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No way
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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